Monday, May 25, 2009

Some1 Ate My Yogurt!

So the other day I had some yogurt I brought to work from home. I was going to have it for lunch, but I opted to save it for breakfast the next day, and decided to leave it in the fridge. So I get to work the next morning, stomach all ready for some yogurt , and guess what! IT'S GONE!!!!!!! OK so I pace back & forth thinking, OK I know these fools didn't eat my s**t. So I asked everyone about it, and of course everyone denied it. At that point I wished I had a knife to slice open everyone stomach to see who ate it! I bet it was this greedy chick who always eating someones stuff. One day someone brought a sandwich in, and sat it down for about 5 mins, and the next thing you know she was chewing on it. I swear if that was me, that would be the last sandwich she ever taste. But if I ever have proof she ate my yogurt y'all there will be some slow singing, and church bells ringing you heard me lol.

12 comments:

Oyin said...

didnt like yogurt at first...but I love the way this one in particular tastes...


nice choice

Jon said...

Hmm...not a good look for that lady who's always eating other folks food. Sorry someone took your yogurt...its very inconsiderate.

"At that point I wished I had a knife to slice open everyone stomach to see who ate it!"

Hilarious! I know what you mean...there's a store where I get this amazing apple pie in NYC, and I don't even want to think of what I'd do if someone intentionally ate it..its that serious! lol.

[jei.lamar] said...

Oooohhh I would've been steaming mad..I hate when people do that ESPECIALLY if its just been 1 day LMAO but slicing them open Deonte?!?!?.....is this the same chick who u posted about a while back who always begged???

Dusty Boot said...

Now this is what you do:
Bring another yogurt to work. Put some krazy glue on the container. Wait, and watch.
(don't forget to remind yourself not to touch the yogurt)

speaking hypothetically said...

LMAO!!!!

Jeff0418 said...

Wow I guess people just don't get why would you mess with someone else's food..who ever did it deserves what ever you do to them...LOL

memphiz said...

lmao ... I cant stand when that happens I wud be so pissed.

Acoustic Soul said...

This is so common in. This has happened to me twice. After that, if I don't eat my stuff then, it comes home with me. Hell sometimes it doesn't even last until lunch time!

Jon said...

LOL @ "At that point I wished I had a knife to slice open everyone stomach to see who ate it!"

How to fix the problem is to put some laxatives in some food and then put it in the refrigerator. I'm sure once they steal that they'll never steal anymore food.

thegayte-keeper said...

I HATE WHEN PEEPS EAT YOUR SHITS!!!

The Antonym said...

LMAO... I feel you completely man. That would piss me OFF!

deonte' k said...

LOL, thanks for the comments guys... I will try some of the stuff u guys suggested and let u know what happens lol. ;)

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