Monday, March 9, 2009

Yes I Pay Attention to Traffic Signals.....

...... because when I was younger I got hit by 2 cars, and I'm not about to have that mess happen again. The 1st time was when I was a baby. My aunt was at a beach holding me on a swing, this van backed up, and knocked both of our butts over (from what I've heard). The 2nd time was when I was about 13. This car came to a 4 way stop, and I was on the corner. The guy was like you can go. So I did the next thing I know I was on top of the car holding on for dear life lol. I mean this mutherf***ker just hit me for no reason. And continued to drive with my black a** on top of the car lol. So today at the age of 27. I don't play around with no damn cars lol. As you can see from the time I was a babe they been trying to get my a**. But I won't allow it lol. So when I see a traffic light, and it say stop. or don't walk. Guess what? I'M NOT WALKING. I don't care if there is no cars coming or not I'm not doing it lol. And when it does say walk. I make sure I'm on the other side of someone who's also crossing the street so just in case someone is going to get hit, it be them 1st lol. Gives me more time to get it moving lol. This girl @ work saw me on the corner one day waiting to cross the street. And she yelled Deonte` there are no cars coming. I just looked @ her like she was crazy. And when I finally saw the walk sign I crossed. When I got to her I said...... Yes I pay attention to traffic signals lol. Car coming or NOT!!!! You won't catch me laid out on the streets in DC with my book bag in Ipod all smashed the hell up! LOL

7 comments:

Robyn said...

Lmao!!!
you on the bonnet.am sorry bro it is a weird scenario
wat was his problem.?

Darius T. Williams said...

Um, too funny. Who would have ever guessed - lol?

deonte' k said...

Robyn: LOL

Darius T. Williams: LMAO... well now ya know lol.

Sexxy Luv said...

lol! you are a mess but i understand. Me on the other hand I walk when ever, green, red, yellow, stop, go wheneva. I even J walk, i just do me and pray that i dont end up in one of your situations. lol

Jeff0418 said...

Wow..now you gonna have me paranoid when crossing the street...lol

speaking hypothetically said...

OK EVERYONE HERE AT WORK JUST LOOKED AT ME LIKE I WAS CRAZY CAUSE I JUST LAFFED SO HARD AT THIS BLOG *MENTAL PIC OF YOU HOLDING ONTO A CAR AND THE GUY DRIVING* LMAO

deonte' k said...

Sexxy Luv: u know ur wrong right lol.

Jeff0428: lol

speaking hypothetically: Not funny lol.

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