Monday, March 30, 2009

Don't Grab Me Like That

The other day me and a buddy was walking through the mall and this woman was passing out what I thought were fliers for a night club or something at 1st. So I take one, trying to be nice, then she grabs me and ask, "Do You Believe In Jesus Being Your Lord & Savior." So I'm like yes, and continued to walk. I notice this chick still had me by the arm. She said "Your Sure?" I said "lady I'm sure. I talk to him all the time thanks." I also was like "woman I go to church every Sunday. I know who he is." "Then she was like just because you go to church dosen't mean you know him." By this time I was over this lady in my face. I wanted to say so bad, B***h if you don't get of my arm you will soon be seeing Jesus you keep it up here!!!!!! It's one thing to ask me this question. But to put your hands on me, aww hell naw. She was about to get f**ked up for real. My blood was boiling lol. Jesus forgive me but this little lady was about to have a 1st class ticket to see you

17 comments:

Unknown said...

no i dont like strangers putting their hands on either...clearly she forgot to take her meds that day.

Allan said...

She must have had a moment of insanity LOL you know how I do. She wouldn't have touched anyone else that day after I got finished with her.

Denisha said...

Lmao @ this post. You told the lady that she will be seeing him soon lmfaorofl!!

Jeff0418 said...

I know what you mean about all that hands on action. I say speak your piece without touching and nobody will get hurt..LOL

JB said...

I guess she has one of them "hands-on" spirits. lol

Unknown said...

I wouldn't mind if you did give her that damn ticket...they are so pushy

speaking hypothetically said...

lmao this is too funny.

Acoustic Soul said...

So yea, why is it when you tell those people that you know who Jesus Christ is, they are persistant and even have the audacity to ask you of your certainty.

Now to grab you by the arm, I would have snatched my arm back so fast, she wouldn't have even known she grabbed me. Then I would have looked at her as if to dare her to grab me again.

BuddahDesmond said...

LOL.... I would've been boiling too. Some folks just don't get it. The relationship we have with the Lord is an individual thing. No other man can tell you how it is, how it should be, or try to tell you what you don't know about the Lord or your relationship with Him. Us mortals don't have the authority to validate/invalidate our relationships with or how well we know the Lord. We are NOT on that level.

The Mellow One said...

I'm not mad at you. I would would have shown her the gift of tongues.......Hey-ta da- bitch-get your -hands-off-me-bo-shunda....... God forgive me.


I love you pic with this post!!!!!!

D-Place said...

That is annoying. It's the zeal that some born again christians get where they think that they are the only ones that know the lord. You just have to move on and I'm glad that's all you did. Jesus wouldn't like you sending her to him before he sends for her..LOL

Darius T. Williams said...

Now this is funny. I love running into people like that. Because I'm the fool that will stand there and actually have a conversation w/them. THEN, when they realize that I'm someone of a Jesus fanatic on an intellectual level, they tend to change it up a bit. I love it.

BPS 4.0 : Soul Exposure said...

LOL! You are so much better than I could ever have been with this situation. I don't do the grab thing, period. Automatic pop off!! Don't put your hands on me. Nice pic!!

[jei.lamar] said...

i don't like those aggressive sidewalk preachers!.....they think EVERYTHING that's done is an abomination.....you should've told her you was atheist to see what she would've said.

deonte' k said...

LOL.... thanks guys for all your comments. ;)

Unknown said...

YESSSS SHE WAS DOING TOO MUCH. Lmfao. She was like I'm not letting u go right now so dont try to get away from me. Taking your kindness for lack of faith. Thanks Deonte for the post.

Mr. Jones said...

Oh, she tried it. She would've needed the lord in her life if that was me she grabbed. I don't do overzealous churchies.

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