I Can't Stand The DC Metro Train System.......

As a lot of people know already.... I'm from Baltimore, and I never had to depend on public transportation for my travels, because I do have a car, but working in DC now requires me to get on the train. I'm soooooo not used to this! And it's starting to get on my nerves lol. B**ches pushing me up on the train, during rush hour and stuff. Breathing up in my face looking like wild monkey's and so on, is just not working for me! I swear one day you all are going to see a news flash on your TV's saying local man gone crazy @ a DC metro station lol.